Channel Hopper

Now to an important subject. Christine Bleakley. Off to ITV. Good old BBC, making out that she was dithering, and they had to ‘let her go’ in a new-found frugality policy over wages for celebs and that.

Looks much better than if she’d simply ditched them for all that lolly, and they’ve got the added bonus that they can use her departure as ‘exhibit one’ in the ‘Market Forces Argument’.

You know, the one they use to justify forking out unbelievable sums for all those other overpaid talents, most of whom haven’t even got nearly such toned upper arms.