Porn Again

You can’t make this stuff up:

Former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is to cash in on her dodgy expenses claims by presenting a documentary about pornography.
The ex-MP was one of the most high profile casualties of the expenses scandal after she mistakenly charged taxpayers for the cost of hiring two blue movies.
Now she is to present a documentary for BBC Radio 5 Live, entitled ‘Porn Again’, to be aired on 3 March.
The programme will investigate the pornography industry in the UK – meeting those who make, watch and comment on porn.

How much are we paying this expenses cheat (she lied to fiddle £116,000, remember?) to trade on her husband’s sleazy escapades and front this? It’s the unique way that…

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19 Responses to Porn Again

  1. Martin says:

    Remember as well the ugly fat hag is employed on the BBC doing This Week and she was supposed to be trying to line up a job at the BBC not so long ago.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1299288/Jacqui-Smith-applies-BBC-job–half-days-week-77k-expenses-naturally.html

    This ugly bint wouldn’t get a job doing lesbian porn. And we want our money back 5 bellies.

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  2. Olly boy says:

    The thing is she was one of the worst Home Secretary’s ever – no ability at all and epitomises all that is bad (and good) about the Labour Party – perfect for the BBC though. How many Tories got a job with the Beeb after the 1997 general election?

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    • Demon1001 says:

      Michael Potillo on the understanding that he moved to the left sharpish.

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    • Grant says:

      Edwina Curry, because she makes a total fool of herself evey time she opens her stupid mouth.

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  3. Grant says:

    Utterly and totally shameless.

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  4. John Horne Tooke says:

    In a few years the BBC will probably employ this personas a chat show host

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-12280552

    So the Major government were sleazy and the 13 years of Labour saw the whole of politics in the gutter and how are they held to account – jobs at the BBC.

    Bankers who risked too much are seen as evil – politicians who lie,cheat and rob the people are held up by the BBC as role models (as long as they are very rich socialists). Disgusting.

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  5. Phil says:

    There’s a huge and lucrative market for broadcast porn in the UK.

    It is about time that the BBC, as a public service broadcaster, took a full part in UK porn broadcasting.

    The BBC should celebrate the diversity of its audience’s desires, porn included.

      

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    • Grant says:

      Phil,
      You can be sure the BBC would broadcast porn if they could find a way of putting left-wing spin on it.  The mind boggles !

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  6. David Preiser (USA) says:

    It really has been a month of the BBC attempting to rehabilitate discredited Labour figures. Only Blair seems to remain deserving of scorn, and that’s only because of Iraq, which was bad only because it was Bush’s deal.

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  7. Demon1001 says:

    She claimed it was her husband that hired those films.  Now we know the truth, it was she, herself! 

    She was also let off the £100,000 that she stole from the taxpayers, when she should be in prison like the other ones who cheated at our expense.  I still don’t know why she was let off, i.e. what the REAL reason was.

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  8. ltwf1964 says:

    brass necked ugly old harridan

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  9. Buggy says:

    How much are we paying this expenses cheat (she lied to fiddle £116,000, remember?)

    Of course I don’t remember: she didn’t try to get the money for a ruddy duck-house, did she ?

    Or a moat ? Hmm ? Hmm ?

    No didn’t think so. And since those are the only (oh yes they are) abuses uncovered by the expenses scandal, good ol’ Smiffy’s in the clear to present her little programme on porn for the edification of us repressed Brits (which actually makes it a public service she’s performing – no tittering at the back: not that kind of “public service”).

    By the by, isn’t a proggy about porn on the radio rather like having a radio ventriloquist (“‘Arro, Brough !”) ? Really, what’s the point of such a programme if you can’t see anything? And why isn’t sexy Diane presenting it ?

    I’ll let myself out……..

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  10. james1070 says:

    British porn, what a turn off, just like Jacqui.

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  11. Guest Who says:

    One supposes it is only a matter of time before the money and spotlight-addicted career spirals of of Ms. Smith and Lord Creosote of Hypocrisy eventually merge in their shameless pursuit of money – all provided by a ‘ratings trump taste’ broadcaster who has their numbers…. and free access to our pockets to uniquely fund their mates’ twilight years.

    So it may not be long before our Jaquie and Prezza may soon ‘emerge’ as ‘stars’ of a 3D remake of 70′s classic ‘Joy of Sex’.

    A mental imagine conjured that I will not easily forgive myself for.

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    • Asuka Langley Soryu says:

      Thanks a lot, pal.

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    • Grant says:

      Guest,
      Well thanks very much for putting me off my breakfast.
      This thread is descending into the worst possible taste.
      Keep up the good work, folks !

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  12. Paddy says:

    As a married man of 20 years and a dedicated part time onanist I can guarantee the documentary will be a hatchet job to try and win Favour back from the party faithful.

    Although labour is shot through with wankers it is a given that the only acceptable sex is homosexual and by definition the only acceptable porn is gay porn. I can further guarantee that any heterosexual producer/performer will be portrayed as exploited/exploited yet their gay Scott loving counterparts will be portrayed as some lovely fluffy progressive activists.

    Harriet harpoon and all the labour pug uglies including our jaqui want to steal my porn. Well to misquote Charlton Heston they’ll have to take it from my cold dead (slightly clammy ) hand

    There would be a huge march if all the real 5 knuckle shufflers protested but let’s be honest they’ve all got something better to do.

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  13. George R says:

    Why doesn’t BBC-NUJ-Labour go a step further and set up a Labour pornography  TV channel, at licencepayers’ expense?

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